3 things happend to me today
1.my friend said he hated my favourite song
2. My friend got hit by a bus
3. I lost my bus licence

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OMG.
These are way to funny. I just met a friend and he asked me to tell me a joke, so I took your list and read it out loud. It was so funny, we both were laughing in tears.
here are a few i like:
- I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
- My boss told me to have a good day.. so I went home.
- when the waitress who said the'll be right back with your sauce, is walking around the restaurant living her best life
- I have only 2 speeds of email reply: 27 seconds or 3 weeks
- My girl postst pictures I took of her on Instagrama nd she gets 130+ likes. But she postst a picture of uns and she only gets like 40. You are 40 invited to the wedding.
- some dude: How is a pretty girl like you also so funny? me: it's the trauma
- me: i'm a very private person someone: hi me: so I'll start by describing some of my lighter traumas before i get into the real bad stuff
- every night before i go to bed i do this cute little thing where i stare at the internet for 6.5 hours
- my soulamte is out there somewhere, pushing a pull door i just know it
- god knew i would be too powerful if I could do math.
- every time we try to eat healthy, along comes Christmas, easter, summer, Friday, or Tuesday and ruins it for us

Tell me if you like done of them

A Chinese doctor cant find any job in a hospital in America, so...
Instead he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside that reads:
"GET TREATMENT FOR $20 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100."

An American lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic.

Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste."

Dr.: "Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 14 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth."

Lawyer: "Ugh. this is kerosene."

Dr.: "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me my $20."

The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to try to recover his money.

Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I can’t remember anything."

Dr.: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 14 and put 3 drops in his mouth."

Lawyer (annoyed): "This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste."

Dr.: "Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me $20."

The fuming lawyer pays him, then comes back a week later determined to get back $100.

Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very weak I cannot see at all."

Dr.: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this $100."

Lawyer (staring at the note): "But this is $20, not $100!”

Dr.: "Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me $20"

A man walks into a bar. Ouch, he says.

Yep, that's right.

Very good jokes
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

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