QuotePaul I just read that the CIA can take control of your mind with radio waves! I'm off out to buy a tin foil hat before they sell out! L.o.L CIA could not take control of their own dicks even with a drawn map..
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There was a man whith no arms and no legs. He was very religious and every day he would bounce all the way to the local church, bounce up the steps, jump up and ring the bell. However, one day, having bounced his usual way to the church and up the steps, when he jumped for the bell, he missed, fell all the way down the steps and died. When the police arrived there was a woman standing by the bod
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QuotePaul LOL I'm English I live in Bournemouth which is on the south coast of England and I really have a life thats content and happy. I go on the 'net as and when I want to where ever I can. I walk in the streets without looking over my shoulders. I could go to Londons Hyde Park corner and defame the monarchy, goverment and British institutions without fear of arrest. I'm too
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QuotePaul I've never ever shopped on line, do not use on line banking, don't have any bro's or sis's, NI no. so what, their 10 a penny (even before the internet) Telephone Nos in the book. If you want a real database go to the Mormons in Utah, now they know things about you that you don't know. As for IP's my IP is known to the Mod's of this forum why because
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QuotePaul But FB know me as a 22year old female called John who lives in Glasgow! They only know what you tell them! Obviously my real life friends who also use FB know better. What I would hope happens re K-Meleon is 1, FB recognises KM in it's own right. 2, Potential KM users would not be lost because 'KM is crap it doesn't work properly on my FB account' As I
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QuotePaul There is a KM 'group' on FB. I think it currently has 23 members :mad: If all KM/FB users where to join this small group perhaps FB would sit up and take notice! So to borrow a quote from desga2: " No surrender, no retreat", lets all join and fight the good fight. But we are joined..Here...I personally have some isues with FB..because of their B.S polici
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QuotePaul Pictures of the 'real' Romania, these are not carefully selected 'worse of'pics. You can do that with ANY EU country. http://www.romaniatourism.com/images-of-romania.html 10x Guys... Don`t mind me ....I quit smoking like two months a go and i DO tend to be a bit grumpy... Ok..here is an other joke. If a blue stork delivers boy babies and a pink s
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A man goes into an adult entertainment shop and asks the assistant for an inflatable doll. "Would you like male of female?" "Female, please." "Would you like Black, or White?" "White, please." "Would you like Christian or Muslim?" This question confused the man . . . and he replied, "What has the religion got to do with it?
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QuotePaul A World War II Royal Air Force pilot is reminiscing before school children about his days in the air force. "In 1942," he says, "the situation was really tough. The Germans had a very strong air force. I remember, " he continues, "one day I was protecting the bombers and suddenly, out of the clouds, these fokkers appeared. (At this point, several of the ch
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Quotepanzer Look at the pics at the bottom (Romunia - so called a member of EU): http://www.joker.si/article.php?rubrika=23&articleid=4182 Um...Err...Yeah ...No comment Why don`t you tell the guys as well that these pictures are carefully selected on order to emphesize what you want to insinuate... And why don`t you tell the guys that with the exception of the blue car loaded with ba
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QuotePaul 1.) Open an empty notepad file 2.) Type “Bush hid the facts” (without the quotes) 3.) Save it as whatever you want. 4.) Close it, and re-open it. is it just a really weird bug? :-?? I know that one... And i have seen the explanation somwhere ..but i have forgotten
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QuotePaul Four students, a Cuban, a Scot, a Spaniard, and an Irishman are sharing a carriage on a train to Belfast. The Cuban lights up this enormous Cuban cigar, about 12 inches long, worth about 800 pounds, takes one short drag from it and flings the cigar out the window. The other three look at him in amazement and ask why he just threw out a full Cuban cigar. He replies, "I'm
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Yup... They are well known for beeing crazy... "Are to be sure to be sure..."
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Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. And the most British thing of all? Suspicion of all things foreign! Only in Britain can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. Only in Britain do
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QuotePaul Me and my wife were lying in bed last night, when she asked me "If you could compare me to one thing in the universe, what would it be?" I said "the sun." She asked "Aww, is that because I'm bright, beautiful and you couldn't live without me?" I said "No. It's because not one person in the f*cking universe wants to look directly at you.&
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1. Two blondes walked into a building...........you'd think at least > one of them would have seen it. > > 2. Phone answering machine message – '………..If you want marijuana, > press the hash key...' > > 3. A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Clingfilm for shorts. > The shrink says, 'Well, I can clearly see you're nuts.'
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Quotecaktus @ Gorilla no baka Thank you. Since I am on dialup I guess it wouldn't do me any good. Actually yes IT WILL ... You just have to lower the values a bit.. That`s all...First of all give it a shot...See how it`s working for yourself ...If it does not perform well start lowering the values until you find your own value...
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Nice find..
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Nice one Guenter..
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Quotepanzer No. I think this is No baked Gorilla teritory. Actually some say that the compressed file makes the K-meleon slower as they have to be decompresed later on in the ram... My experiences with a 223 MB ram old laptop were not conclusive... To my eye it seemed as fas as before not faster not slower..Compressed or uncompressed. The only difference that was it was that it was a ver
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Quotecaktus Quotedesga2 @ xGrind: In \K-Meleon\defaults\pref folder. Now perhaps a stupid ? Where to put the 1 FAST INTERNET CONNECTION.reg? Merge with the Windows Regitry? Yes...You merge it.. But remember: First back up your registry... Secondly take time and adapt`em for your use.. Bassicaly should not be any problem at all.. But remember that this settings are adapte
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QuotePaul gorilla no offence meant mate, thats why I checked it out more after the VT report. Paul.. None take buddy...You can not be to carefull nowadays...I still remember the first time when i tried it...I fired up my test machine ,disconected it from the network And tried the patch on a empty machine just the OS.. Anyay you can check at anytime if the patch tryes to connect to the in
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Quotedisrupted yeah..it's a false positive. i applied same patch or something similar long time ago to remove the tcp/ip limits..no problems and gorilla obviously has no problems either. antiviruses just get worked up over anything that will alter system files..even if it's a good thing. trust your friends ..not mr. norton. xgrind.. here are more details about it http://www.lvllord.
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QuotePaul Here is a more specific report.... http://www.threatexpert.com/report.aspx?md5=6293be40916b014903ed2cfb356ab1bb Could therefore be false positives? Source http://www.lvllord.de/ Recent false virus-notifications Some AntiVir Software vendors added the patcher into their virus-definitions. The patcher is often detected as 'Tool/EvID'. But as a first
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QuotexGrind But what use it? Xgrind... Lord`s patch is famous all over the world...there are many companies out there that carge to the skys the inocent users for providing a blingy tool that removes the limit doing the same stuff as the Lord`s free tool.. This one is ugly free and the most efficient type of work i have ever seen. German precision! Hats off...
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Quotedisrupted yeah..it's a false positive. i applied same patch or something similar long time ago to remove the tcp/ip limits..no problems and gorilla obviously has no problems either. antiviruses just get worked up over anything that will alter system files..even if it's a good thing. trust your friends ..not mr. norton. xgrind.. here are more details about it http://www.lvllord.
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Guys it is a false positive
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Thank you!
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Do not get mislead... K-melon can be helluva fast...Let`s not forget that most of the people are using K-meleon with the deafault settings on forgetting that each connection is different. Unlike 0pera K-meleon can be easily modded to suit your tastes and needs. You can mess around with the network settings,.Play with the defaults, twisting dials and stuff and fine ,FINE tunning it for your O
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